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Man: ‘This is malicious fecal distribution’

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runner caught defecating on camera

Courtesy: KOAT-TV

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man hopes security camera footage might be able to help find a woman who’s been “relieving” herself next to his home.

The man asked not to be identified when he spoke with KOAT-TV, but said the mysterious runner has been, well, doing the “number two” since Easter Sunday.

In fact, he told the station it’s happened at least four times (and even took the time to take photos of the dirty deed.)

Apparently, it only happens on weekend mornings. At first, he thought the person might have been homeless, until his security cameras caught the act. (Watch the surveillance here.)

“This is malicious fecal distribution,” he told KOAT.

If you’re wondering if he’s called police, the man said he hasn’t because he’s afraid officers wouldn’t take him seriously.

“If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!'” he told KOAT.

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