Police say man attempted to have sex with both an ATM and picnic table
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. — Police say that 49-year-old Lonnie Hutton first walked into a bar last Friday night, pulled his pants down and attempted to have sex with an ATM.
When officers arrived to the bar they reportedly found Hutton still naked from the waist down and thrusting his hips in the air according to WKRN. Hutton was said to have been unsteady on his feet, had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol.
Officers asked him to sit at a wooden picnic table outside, but a police report stated Hutton didn’t sit still.
The report says that he dropped his pants again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table. Prosecutors charged him with public intoxication, he’s still currently in custody and being held on a $250 bond.