Houston Astros pitchers produce terrible mall commercial

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The East Hills Mall commercial that was so bad it was good has caught the attention of Houston Astros pitchers Dallas Keuchel and Collin McHugh. They produced their own terrible mall parody. Some of their lyrics?

“Pine tar, pine tar, come getchyer pine tar.”



“Mitts and hats and mitts and hats.”

It only gets better. Watch for yourself in the video below.