MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida woman is in jail because she said the sex between her and her boyfriend was cut short.
We really can’t make this stuff up.
According to the police report, 50-year-old Jennie Scott was booked into the Manetee County jail for allegedly striking her boyfriend because “he finished first and stopped pleasuring her.”
Witnesses said they heard the couple arguing — and someone witnessed Scott “punching and scratching” her on-and-off again boyfriend, 32-year-old Jilbert Deleoen. Witnesses also describe Scott getting ready to beat her man with a wrench before it was taken from her hands by the witness.
According to the police report, the arguing began when Deleoen pumped the brakes on oral sex — and that ticked off Scott. Big time.
But, this amazing love story doesn’t end there.
Scott allegedly kicked out the window of a police cruiser while she was being arrested. That’s when police warned her she would be maced if she didn’t cool her jets.
For the record, Scott was “extremely intoxicated” when she was arrested, police said.
In case you’re morbidly curious, here’s more from the Huffington Post.